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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:16

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
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Loons and Moons
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
No way
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the correct way to say "my pleasure" in French in the context of having given a gift?
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...